It was my 21st birthday on November 13, my friends decided to document the night in the form of a journal, this is what we ended up with:
Shot count: (20:50) : 2 - 1 flatliner, 1 birthday shot.
Nicole is not amused.
Shot count is shockingly low at this stage.
Nicole is currently looking at us, she knows…
Shot count: (21:21): 4 - 1 flatliner, 1 springbok.
Shot glass something something (melted shot glass with cigarette)
Suddenly there was light?!
Nicole needs another drink. I nominate Sean Black to get her one.
Annoying things of the day: By Bin and Bex also known as Bsquared :
1. Random girls sitting at our table for '1 drink'
2. General loud voices and un-evolved jocks
3. Random girl (with boyfriend) sitting with us for TOO DAMN LONG!
- talking half-brain-cell kinda shit
- her boobs could suffocate an army
- I'm eeout
#soznotsoz #fuckthesebints #wecantstop #welovetohashtag
4. Girls touching boys manboob
5. Boys touching their asses and then touching girls face #ew #cracktofaceloving
6. Dumb bitch returns
Triumphs! (There were good things)
1. Bin convinced Sean to buy her a drink. Hollah guurl.
2. Nicole drinking THE CURDLE SHOT #vom x 2
3. MORE SHOTS FOR NICOLE...
Shot count: (21:50) : 8 - 1 flatliner, 1 pancake, 1 springbok, 1 curdle shot
#messy
4. Dumb bitch exited the cool circle - peace is restored - nevermiiiiind
5. Some guy asks for psychedelic drugs customers. Y'know, us. Cause we're cool.
6. Bin avoids awks conversation with ex-hook-up by telling him he's boring
7. Bin attempted to drink dumb bitches whole drink and pretend it was a mistake (true story)
Nicole: "why are you at my table bitch?"
DB (dumb bitch) hits on Bex #sozlol #lolawks
-HAAA. Dafaq, even.
(Sidebar: Nicole looking more drunk, this is good)
8. DB proves useful, brandishing panado for Bin. Urgh. Hate it when annoying people are nice.
9. Bin gets hiccups. Sober. I die. #drunkardatheart
Nicole looks bored. More alcohol. #bekshandledit
p.s DB is still heeeeeere
Bin found R20 in the bathroom. #scooooore #student
Bin singing obnoxiously, to scare DB off. #notworking CAN'T EVEN DEAL
We walked to friars. All Rhodes lead to friars.
Nicole has no idea what's happening, she said so herself.
p.s - Friars is empty
Friars is wed-exam-time-kinda-full.
Sean sexy dances.
Tash gets her vodka and orange juice.
HAPPY FACES!!
People making out. Sean poses with them. Nicole poses with them.
Ross and Rebecca become BFFFFS. WOOOOOO!
Ross approves this message.
Tash dances amazingly.
Shot count: (00:30) : 10 - 1 strawberry lips, 1 soco
Beks is so drunk.
Binwe dancing like a white person.
Sean is a drunk loser #fallingonthedancefloor, tipping Bex over #SHAMEFUL
BOO YOU WHORE!
Bin drinks tequila shot HA HAAAAAAAA
Beks is dancing with a book just so you know, really embarrassing. #notunusual
Beks kills Sean (drinking)
Everybody loses Nicole.
We found Nicole!
HAPPY FACES!
Nicoleon is the best #TRUTH
CLOSING TIME!
My friends are amazing. I love you guys.
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